My C.E.O Resume

Advanced skills in hostile negotiations
Strong experience in culinary arts

Ability to eradicate injuries with a kiss
Expert Field Combat Medic
Demonstrates leadership qualities at meals, bedtime, and any and all other times
Proficient in waste management
Detailed in safety protocols
Decreased household expenditures through detailed grocery shopping
Increased family unity through the implementation of traditions

Promoted to Mother of 3 in only 4 1/2 years
Skilled in multitasking through the effective practice of cooking, cleaning, raising "clients", home engineering, and other various trades
Effectively balanced the budget with only a calculator (Ha ha Congress)
Coordinates schedules daily with 4 fellow team members

Developed family spirituality though the practice of Family Home Evening and regular Church attendance
Trusted as the Chauffeur of the Team
Created a environment of learning through the frequent reading of literary works of art (i.e "I love you Stinky Face" and "Elmo's guessing game of animals" among other masterpieces

Supervised Team members in patiently interacting with one another ("Sawyer, share the blocks!!!)
Proficient in multiple languages/dialects

Employs a wonderful sense of humor and encourages a positive attitude among team members.

Graduated in the School of Hard Knocks, Aug 2008
Masters Degree in Young Mothering
Working towards PH.D in Family Relationships

Eventual goals includes earning the Noble Peace Prize and Traveling to Europe or Hawaii with the other C.E.O. :)